• me: i need to sleep
  • me: *masturbates*

pussyjizz:

white person eating ass: “this is so spicy”

boywhocriedwerewolf:

ohmycarveredlund:

nepeta-lives:

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years

justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language

justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language

fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

clrafting:

when you see someones wing wang on omegle 

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July 29, 2014 - LA [x]

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

moonstoners:

tear my panties apart not my heart

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